Wouldst thou like a sticker?
Wouldst thou like to live…deliciously? Guide thy hand to THESE STICKERS!!!!
At LPOTL HQ, we’ve been blown away by your enthusiasm for Last Press on the Left. We knew you guys were cool, but we didn’t know it was like that. Thank you for consigning your soul to the pledge of making books and supporting authors.
Our first title, Saint’s Hotel, is currently in production… it’s cooking… baking at 833°—it’s piping hot! But it’s not ready for consumption yet. Book publishing moves slooooowly, and we know that’s a long time to wait for some Last Press goodies. Hence: stickers.
Now, you don’t even have to talk to people to show them that you’re not illiterate. You can just point them to the sticker on your THERMOS, or your laptop, or wherever. They go with everything!
Again, it’s for a good cause. LPOTL’s share goes to Reading is Fundamental. Bindery’s share goes into the publishing imprint so we can produce more sick tomes.
If you don’t have a sticker, how will people know that you’re in a cult?!?!?!
HAIL BOOKS!
—LPOTL (and the Last Press HQ hellspawn)
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